March 2023 saw Shoreham-by-Sea’s crime rate reach 7.8 per 1,000 residents, placing it 2.6% above the UK average. The most unexpected finding was the surge in shoplifting, which accounted for 40% of all crimes and was 533% higher than the UK average. This anomaly likely stems from the town’s coastal retail infrastructure and the seasonal shift in visitor numbers during the transition to spring. The area’s retail centres, which are a significant economic driver, may have experienced increased foot traffic as the clocks changed and evenings lengthened, creating opportunities for opportunistic theft. Meanwhile, violent crimes, at 1.9 per 1,000, were 31% below the UK average, a trend that may be attributed to the town’s relatively low population density and the absence of major nightlife venues. Public order offences, however, were 25% above the UK average, linked to the impact of seasonal events or the increased presence of tourists in the area. The data also reveals a marked disparity in crime types, with property crimes (106) far outpacing violent crimes (44), underscoring the importance of retail and commercial areas in shaping the local crime profile. The seasonal context of March, with its transition from winter to spring, may have influenced both the frequency and nature of incidents, as residents and visitors alike adjusted to longer evenings and changing weather patterns. This combination of factors—seasonal shifts, retail activity, and local demographics—provides a nuanced picture of crime in Shoreham-by-Sea, one that aligns with the broader UK trend of property crimes dominating over violent offences.