In December 2023, Makeney’s crime rate of 1.8 per 1,000 residents stood 75% below the UK average of 7.2, reflecting a stark contrast to national trends. The area’s crime profile was dominated by property-related offences, which accounted for 66.7% of total incidents — a balance that diverges from the UK’s broader mix of violent and property crimes. Anti-social behaviour was the most common single category, contributing 33.3% of all crimes, followed by other theft (22.2%) and criminal damage and arson (11.1%). This emphasis on property and disorderly conduct, rather than violent crime, may be influenced by Makeney’s built-up character within Amber Valley, where community cohesion and limited commercial density could reduce opportunities for more severe offences. Seasonal factors also played a role: the month’s Christmas shopping peak and dark evenings likely contributed to shoplifting and vehicle crime, while the absence of violent crime may reflect the area’s lower population density and reduced nightlife activity. The UK comparison further underscores Makeney’s relative safety, with anti-social behaviour and other theft both falling significantly below national rates. This combination of low overall crime, a property-focused profile, and seasonal fluctuations illustrates an area where crime is rare and largely non-violent, shaped by both local conditions and the rhythms of the holiday season.