Makeney’s crime profile in March 2023 reveals a stark contrast to the UK average, with a total crime rate of 3.5 per 1,000 residents—53.9% below the national figure of 7.6 per 1,000. This discrepancy underscores the area’s relative safety, particularly given its built-up character within the rural Amber Valley. Violent crimes dominated the landscape, making up 61.1% of all incidents, while property crimes were minimal, accounting for just 5.6% of the total. This imbalance between violent and property crimes may reflect local dynamics, such as the area’s limited commercial activity and low population density, which could reduce opportunities for theft or burglary. Seasonal factors also appear to play a role, as the transition to spring and the lengthening of evenings may have influenced crime patterns. While the UK average for violent crimes is 2.7 per 1,000, Makeney’s rate of 2.2 per 1,000 is 20% lower, indicating that the area’s residents may be less likely to encounter violent incidents than the national average. Anti-social behaviour and public order offences also remained well below UK levels, with rates of 0.8 and 0.2 per 1,000 respectively. These figures suggest that Makeney’s crime profile is shaped by its rural context and the characteristics of its built-up area, which may contribute to lower levels of certain types of crime. However, the high proportion of violent crimes compared to property crimes raises questions about local factors that could be driving this trend, such as community interactions or the nature of public spaces in the area. Residents should remain aware of the potential for violent incidents, especially in the evenings as the season progresses.