For a population of 5,096, Makeney recorded 15 crimes in May 2024, translating to a crime rate of 2.9 per 1,000 residents. This figure is 65.5% below the UK average of 8.4 per 1,000, placing the area among the safest in the country. The breakdown of crimes reveals a stark contrast between violent and property offences, with violence and sexual offences accounting for 40% of the total (6 incidents) and public order offences contributing 20% (3 incidents). The remaining 40% of crimes were distributed across drugs, criminal damage, and other theft, with each category representing less than 14% of the total. Seasonal factors in May—such as bank holidays, longer evenings, and increased outdoor drinking—likely contribute to the surge in violence and public order offences. The area’s low crime rate may be influenced by its rural character, with limited nightlife and fewer opportunities for property crime compared to urban centres. However, the sharp rise in violence and sexual offences from April highlights the need to consider how seasonal changes in social activity, such as more time spent outdoors in the evenings, could temporarily elevate certain crime types. The drugs category, while small in absolute numbers, is 82% above the UK average, suggesting a localized trend that warrants further observation. Overall, Makeney’s crime profile remains remarkably low, but the interplay of seasonal and demographic factors continues to shape its monthly patterns.