Bognor Regis, a coastal town in West Sussex, recorded a crime rate of 6.9 per 1,000 residents in March 2023, placing it 9.2% below the UK average of 7.6. This relatively low rate reflects the area’s character as a seaside resort with a mix of residential and tourist activity. The most prevalent crime type was violence and sexual offences, accounting for 39% of all recorded crimes. This aligns with the seasonal transition to spring, when evenings lengthen and public spaces become more frequented, potentially contributing to increased social interactions and associated incidents. Criminal damage and arson, at 0.9 per 1,000 residents, were 50% above the UK average, a figure that may be influenced by the town’s coastal infrastructure, which could be more susceptible to vandalism during periods of high winds or heavy rainfall. Anti-social behaviour followed closely, at 0.9 per 1,000 residents, 13% below the UK average, suggesting that community policing or local initiatives might be effectively mitigating such incidents. Shoplifting, at 0.7 per 1,000 residents, was 43% above the UK average, linked to the town’s retail presence and tourist footfall, particularly in the high street area. These patterns illustrate how local geography and seasonal rhythms intersect with crime trends, offering insights into the factors that shape public safety in this coastal community.