Bognor Regis, a coastal town in the UK, recorded a crime rate of 6.7 per 1,000 residents in November 2023, placing it 10.7% below the UK average of 7.5. This relatively low rate contrasts with the UK-wide context, where the town’s crime profile is shaped by its unique characteristics as a seaside resort and commuter hub. The most prevalent crime type was violence and sexual offences, accounting for 41.7% of all reported incidents. This category was 8% above the UK average, reflecting the impact of nightlife and social interactions in the area. Criminal damage and arson followed closely, contributing 16.7% of total crimes and 86% above the UK average, a figure that may be influenced by the timing of Bonfire Night and the associated increase in fire-related incidents. Anti-social behaviour, while down 33% compared to the UK average, remained a notable concern, with 10.2% of all crimes falling into this category. The seasonal context of November—marked by darker evenings, Black Friday shopping, and Bonfire Night—likely plays a role in shaping these trends. For instance, the spike in criminal damage and arson may be linked to the increased use of fireworks and the associated risks of accidental or deliberate fires. Meanwhile, the relatively low rate of vehicle crime and shoplifting compared to the UK average suggests that local efforts to secure retail areas and parking spaces may be effective. However, the sharp increase in theft from the person, though small in scale, raises questions about the effectiveness of current policing strategies in deterring opportunistic crimes. The overall picture indicates a town that, while generally safer than the UK average, requires targeted interventions to address specific vulnerabilities, particularly in the areas of public order and property crime.