For a population of 5,592 residents, Stoke Poges recorded 33 crimes in July 2024, translating to a crime rate of 5.9 per 1,000 people—29.8% below the UK average of 8.4. This figure places the built-up area firmly in the lower echelon of national crime statistics, a position consistent with its small size and limited commercial density. The most prevalent crime type was violence and sexual offences, accounting for 13 incidents (39.4% of total crimes), followed by anti-social behaviour (6 incidents) and criminal damage and arson (3 incidents). The seasonal context of July, marked by school holidays, tourism, and festivals, likely influenced these patterns. Violence rates in Stoke Poges were 19% below the UK average, while anti-social behaviour incidents were 24% lower, both reflecting a generally low level of disorder compared to national benchmarks. Drug-related crimes were 82% above the UK average, an outlier that may indicate specific local challenges. The mix of crime types—dominated by violent and disorderly offences rather than property crimes—suggests a community profile where interpersonal conflicts and public behaviour play a larger role than economic crimes. This contrasts with larger urban areas, where property-related offences often dominate. The low rate of vehicle crime (1 incident) and burglary (1 incident) further reinforces the area's safety profile, though the sharp increase in criminal damage and arson raises questions about potential seasonal factors or targeted activities. As a small built-up area within Buckinghamshire, Stoke Poges' crime picture illustrates the impact of localized demographics and seasonal rhythms on crime patterns, with implications for both community engagement and policing priorities.