For every 1,000 residents in Selsey, 6.1 crimes were reported in May 2023—23.8% below the UK average of 8.0 per 1,000. This translates to roughly one crime for every 165 residents over the course of the month, a figure that contextualises risk in everyday terms. The crime profile shows a clear skew towards violent and anti-social incidents: 32 of the 66 total crimes (48.5%) were violence and sexual offences, the highest category. Anti-social behaviour followed with 15 incidents (22.7%), while public order offences made up 9.1% (6 cases). These patterns align with seasonal factors; May’s longer evenings and bank holidays likely contributed to increased socialising in public spaces, which may partly explain the elevated rates of violence and disorder. The UK average for violence and sexual offences is 2.8 per 1,000, but Selsey’s rate of 2.9 per 1,000 is 4% higher, suggesting local factors—such as the area’s proximity to Chichester’s town centre or transient populations—could play a role. Meanwhile, property crimes remained low, with only 10 incidents (15.2% of total), well below the UK average for theft and burglary categories. The coastal location of Selsey may reduce opportunities for vehicle crime and burglary compared to more densely populated urban areas, though this remains a hypothesis requiring further data. This month’s figures illustrate how seasonal rhythms and local geography interact to shape crime patterns, even within a relatively low-risk area.