In January 2024, Bourton-on-the-Water’s crime rate stood at 3.7 per 1,000 residents, placing it 50% below the UK average of 7.4. This marked contrast with national trends highlights the area’s unique profile as a built-up Cotswold village, where low population density and limited retail infrastructure shape crime patterns. Violence and sexual offences accounted for 54.6% of all reported crimes, significantly outpacing property crimes (45.4%)—a reversal of the typical UK balance, where property crime often dominates. The seasonal context of January—a post-holiday month with shorter days and reduced retail activity—likely contributed to this shift, as outdoor crimes typically associated with tourism and shopping declined. Meanwhile, the high proportion of violent offences may reflect the area’s social dynamics, including the presence of a mix of permanent residents and transient visitors during the holiday season. The UK average for violence and sexual offences is 2.6 per 1,000, but Bourton-on-the-Water’s rate of 2.0 per 1,000 is 23% below, suggesting local efforts in community engagement or policing may play a role. However, the area’s burglary rate of 0.5 per 1,000—39% above the UK average of 0.4—raises questions about specific vulnerabilities, linked to the concentration of historic homes and limited security measures in the built-up area. These patterns illustrate the combination of geographic features, seasonal rhythms, and local policing priorities that shape crime trends in this Cotswold village.