Bourton-on-the-Water’s November 2024 crime profile was characterised by a starkly low overall rate of 1.9 per 1,000 residents—75% below the UK average of 7.6 per 1,000. This figure places the built-up area within the Cotswold in a category of its own, where crime remains a rarity compared to the national picture. The breakdown of incidents reveals a balanced distribution, with violence and sexual offences (3 cases), burglary (3 cases), and vehicle crime (3 cases) each accounting for 27.3% of total crimes. This even spread contrasts with the UK average, where property crimes typically dominate. Seasonal factors likely played a role, as November’s short evenings and events like Bonfire Night may have influenced patterns of behaviour. The area’s low crime rate is consistent with its rural character and the presence of historic properties that may deter certain types of offences. However, the 61% above-average burglary rate suggests that targeted property crime remains a local concern, linked to the concentration of valuable historic homes in the built-up area. The overall profile illustrates a place where safety is the norm, but vigilance around property security remains necessary.