For every 1,000 residents in Tetbury, 4.8 crimes were reported in March 2024 — a rate 37.7% below the UK average of 7.7 per 1,000. This translates to roughly one crime for every 208 residents over the course of the month, a figure that may offer reassurance to those considering the area for relocation or tourism. The most prevalent crime category was violence and sexual offences, accounting for 54.6% of all incidents (18 out of 33 total crimes). This was followed by anti-social behaviour (21.2%) and criminal damage and arson (6.1%). The low property crime rate — just 6 incidents (18.2% of total) — contrasts with the UK average, where property crimes typically dominate. March’s seasonal transition, with evenings lengthening and clocks moving forward, may have influenced patterns: violence and sexual offences, often linked to increased social activity in the evenings, rose sharply. However, the area’s low crime rate overall suggests that factors such as strong community cohesion, limited nightlife, or the town’s character as a quiet Cotswold settlement may contribute to this relative safety. The data also shows that Tetbury’s violent crime rate (2.6 per 1,000) is 3% below the UK average, though robbery (0.2 per 1,000) is an outlier, sitting 100% above the UK rate. This disparity highlights the importance of context: while small numbers can skew comparisons, the broader trend remains one of low crime. As the weather warms and daylight hours increase, it will be interesting to see whether these patterns shift further.