In September 2023, Derbyshire Dales recorded 359 crimes, equating to a crime rate of 5.0 per 1,000 residents—37.5% below the UK average of 8.0 per 1,000. For a population of 71,757, this translates to 359 crimes spread across the district’s rural and semi-urban landscape, a figure that underscores the area’s relatively low crime profile. The most common crimes were violence and sexual offences (29.8% of total incidents), anti-social behaviour (18.7%), and public order offences (13.7%). These patterns align with the seasonal context of September, a month marked by the return of students to educational institutions and the gradual shift from summer to autumn. The dominance of violence and sexual offences may reflect increased social interactions during this period, while anti-social behaviour could be linked to the area’s mix of open spaces and community hubs. Public order offences, though slightly above the UK average (0.7 vs 0.6 per 1,000), remain a minor component of the overall crime mix. The low rates of property crimes such as burglary (0.2 per 1,000) and shoplifting (0.2 per 1,000) further highlight the district’s safer profile compared to the UK, a trend consistent with the characteristics of a largely rural area where crime opportunities are limited. These figures, combined with the seasonal context, suggest that Derbyshire Dales continues to maintain a crime profile that is significantly lower than the national average, though localized factors such as community events or changing demographics may occasionally influence specific categories.