Ealing’s crime rate in March 2023 was 8.5 per 1,000 residents, placing it 11.8% above the UK average of 7.6 per 1,000. This deviation is most pronounced in the category of anti-social behaviour, which accounted for 22.6% of all reported crimes. At a rate of 1.9 per 1,000, this is 83% higher than the UK average of 1.0 per 1,000. The prominence of anti-social behaviour may be influenced by the area’s urban density and the seasonal transition to longer evenings in March, which could encourage more outdoor activity and, consequently, more incidents of disorder. Violence and sexual offences were the second most common category, contributing 26.4% of all crimes at a rate of 2.3 per 1,000. This is 16% below the UK average of 2.7 per 1,000, suggesting that Ealing’s violent crime rate is relatively lower than the national context despite its overall higher crime rate. The third most common category was vehicle crime, which occurred at a rate of 1.1 per 1,000—129% above the UK average of 0.5 per 1,000. This could be attributed to Ealing’s role as a commuter hub, with major transport routes and parking facilities that may increase exposure to vehicle-related offences. The seasonal shift in March, with clocks changing and evenings lengthening, may have played a role in these patterns, as increased foot traffic and extended daylight hours could influence both the frequency and nature of crimes reported.