The crime profile in Ely during February 2026 was marked by an overall rate of 3.5 per 1,000, a figure that placed the area 45.3% below the UK average. This stark contrast with national figures highlights the town’s relative safety, though the data also reveals some unexpected patterns. Violence and sexual offences accounted for 30.3% of all reported crimes, a category that saw a rate of 1.1 per 1,000—53% below the UK average. This suggests that Ely’s built-up area, while not immune to violent crime, may benefit from factors such as its proximity to rural spaces, which could contribute to a lower incidence of such offences. However, the most surprising finding was the 38% increase in shoplifting compared to the UK average. With 20 incidents reported, this category represented 22.5% of all crimes, a rate of 0.8 per 1,000 that defied the expected seasonal lull. This anomaly may be attributed to Ely’s position as a commuter hub and its connection to Cambridge’s university sector, where retail spaces could attract transient populations. The seasonal context of February—a month typically associated with low outdoor activity and a pre-spring lull—also influenced other trends. For instance, anti-social behaviour, which had been high in the previous month, dropped sharply by 62.5%, reflecting the reduced social interactions typical of colder weather. Meanwhile, property crimes as a whole remained relatively low, with shoplifting and other thefts accounting for 42% of the total, but these rates were still below the UK average for most categories. The data thus illustrates a town where crime is generally subdued but where certain localised factors, such as retail dynamics, can drive unexpected trends.