Epsom and Ewell's crime profile in July 2025 reveals a striking anomaly: bicycle theft, at 0.2 per 1,000 residents, was 150% above the UK average, far outpacing other categories. This outlier, while modest in absolute terms (13 incidents), underscores a vulnerability linked to the area's summer activities, which attract both residents and tourists. The overall crime rate of 6.8 per 1,000 residents, 20.9% below the UK average, reflects a broader trend of relative safety, though the distribution of crime types tells a more nuanced story. Violence and sexual offences accounted for 33.1% of all incidents, a figure that, while significant, remained 24% below the UK average. Anti-social behaviour followed at 19.2%, with a 16% gap from the national average, likely tied to the area's suburban character and summer social dynamics. The seasonal context of July—peak tourism, festivals, and outdoor events—may have influenced these patterns, with bicycle theft likely driven by increased cycling during warmer weather and events. However, the sharp contrast between this category and others, such as burglary (26% below the UK average), suggests that local factors, including community policing or infrastructure, may contribute to the area's relatively low rates in certain areas. This data illustrates a picture of an area that, while not immune to crime, benefits from a combination of geographic and demographic factors that mitigate risk in key categories.