The crime mix in Chatteris during April 2023 reveals a profile distinct from the UK average, with a strong emphasis on non-violent and property-related offences. Violence and sexual offences accounted for 33.3% of reported crimes, followed by anti-social behaviour (26.7%) and criminal damage and arson (10.0%). This distribution contrasts with the UK average, where violence and sexual offences make up 2.6 per 1,000 and anti-social behaviour 1.2 per 1,000. Chatteris’ crime rate of 2.3 per 1,000 is 69.3% below the national average, reflecting a safer environment overall. The seasonal context of April—marked by Easter and spring weather—likely influenced patterns, with increased outdoor activity potentially contributing to anti-social behaviour. However, the area’s lower rates of violent crime may be linked to its character as a built-up area within Fenland, with a smaller, more tightly-knit community where informal social controls are more effective. The low prevalence of burglary (3.3%) and shoplifting (3.3%) further suggests that Chatteris’ commercial and residential areas may be less targeted compared to larger urban centres. This balance of crime types highlights a community where public order and property offences dominate, rather than violent crime, a trend that could be reinforced by local demographics or land use patterns. The absence of significant spikes in theft or vehicle crime, despite the seasonal increase in vehicle-related incidents, indicates a relatively stable security environment.