Guildford’s November 2023 crime profile reveals a nuanced interplay between violent and property crimes, with violence and sexual offences dominating at 36.3% of all incidents—exactly matching the UK average of 2.6 per 1,000. This proportion suggests a balance between local factors and national trends, with no significant deviation in violent crime rates. Anti-social behaviour, however, stood out as a category 14% below the UK average (0.9 per 1,000), a figure that may reflect the town’s relatively compact urban layout and community-focused policing initiatives. Other theft (8.9%) and shoplifting (8.6%) followed closely, though shoplifting rates were 9% above the UK average—a potential consequence of November’s retail calendar, including Black Friday promotions. Public order offences, at 8.3% of all crimes, also exceeded the UK average by 13%, likely influenced by Bonfire Night events and increased public gatherings. This mix of crime types, while showing some divergence from national averages, aligns with Guildford’s character as a historic market town with a mix of residential and commercial areas. The seasonal context of November—marked by darker evenings and high-street activity—may have contributed to fluctuations in specific categories, such as the 30.8% drop in shoplifting, due to fewer large-scale retail events than in previous years. These patterns illustrate how local geography and timing intersect with broader national crime trends, offering insight into the unique dynamics of Guildford’s crime profile.