Maidstone’s November 2024 crime rate of 7.2 per 1,000 places it 5.3% below the UK average, a position that reflects both effective policing and the area’s demographic characteristics. The most common crime category, violence and sexual offences, accounted for 36.6% of all incidents at a rate of 2.6 per 1,000—exactly matching the UK average despite a 1% increase in the category’s share of total crimes. This suggests that while local rates align with national trends, the proportion of violent crime is higher than expected, potentially influenced by the district’s mix of urban and rural areas. Anti-social behaviour and shoplifting followed, contributing 11.7% and 11.1% respectively. These figures may partly reflect seasonal factors: anti-social behaviour’s 28% deficit compared to the UK average could be linked to community initiatives during the winter months, while shoplifting’s 16% surplus may relate to increased foot traffic during Black Friday sales. The seasonal context of November—marked by Bonfire Night, shorter evenings, and the post-Christmas shopping rush—likely shapes crime patterns, with opportunities for theft and public order offences rising as darkness extends. Meanwhile, the relatively low rates of burglary (3.3% of crimes) and vehicle crime (5.9%) suggest that residential and transport security measures are effective, though the 35% deficit for burglary compared to the UK average may also reflect Maidstone’s lower density of high-value properties. This data illustrates a crime profile that balances local-specific risks with broader national trends, offering insights into how geography and timing intersect to influence criminal activity.