Burnham-on-Crouch’s crime profile in October 2023 reveals a nuanced balance between property and violent crime, with the latter slightly dominating. The overall crime rate of 5.1 per 1,000 residents places the area 36.3% below the UK average, a stark contrast to national trends. Violence and sexual offences accounted for 37% of all incidents, followed by public order (13%) and other theft (11.1%). This distribution suggests that interpersonal conflicts and disorderly conduct remain significant concerns, while property crimes—such as shoplifting and theft—account for a smaller but still notable share. The seasonal context of October, with darker evenings and the approach of Halloween, may have influenced the increase in public order offences and shoplifting. The area’s relatively low crime rate compared to the UK average could reflect a combination of factors, including a compact built-up area with limited industrial or commercial zones, which may reduce opportunities for certain crimes. However, the rise in possession of weapons—a category 186% above the UK average—introduces an outlier that demands further scrutiny. Overall, the data illustrates a community where violent crime and public disorder are more prevalent than property-related offences, yet the overall rate remains significantly below national benchmarks.