For a population of 10,532 residents, Burnham-on-Crouch recorded 26 crimes in March 2025—a rate of 2.5 per 1,000 people, placing it 67.9% below the UK average of 7.8 per 1,000. This figure equates to roughly 0.25% of the population experiencing a crime during the month, a statistic that underscores the area’s consistently low crime profile. Violence and sexual offences (9 incidents, 34.6% of total) remain the most prevalent category, though they fell by 25% compared to February. Shoplifting (5 incidents, 19.2%) and criminal damage (5 incidents, 19.2%) follow closely, both well below UK averages. The seasonal shift to spring, with longer evenings and the clock change, may contribute to increased retail activity, potentially explaining the surge in shoplifting. However, the overall crime rate remains exceptionally low, consistent with Burnham-on-Crouch’s character as a small, largely residential built-up area with limited commercial density. This pattern suggests that while localised factors influence specific crime types, the area’s broader safety record is firmly established.