For an area with a population of 5,148, Kempsey recorded 27 crimes in September 2023 — a figure that translates to one reported crime for every 191 residents. At 5.2 per 1,000 residents, the area’s crime rate is 35% below the UK average of 8.0 per 1,000, a disparity that reflects Kempsey’s rural character and the lower density of potential targets. The most prevalent crime types were burglary (18.5% of total), other theft (14.8%), and violence and sexual offences (14.8%), with burglary standing out as 212% above the UK average. This anomaly may be partially explained by Kempsey’s location within the Malvern Hills, where historic properties and limited surveillance infrastructure could create opportunities for intruders. Seasonal factors also played a role: as September marked the start of term at nearby educational institutions, the influx of students might have contributed to a small but noticeable increase in burglary attempts. However, the overall crime rate remains significantly lower than urban counterparts, with violent crime at 71% below the UK average. This contrast is consistent with Kempsey’s low population density and the absence of major commercial hubs that typically correlate with higher rates of violent incidents. The seasonal context of September — with its transition from summer to autumn — may have influenced crime patterns, as reduced outdoor activity and cooler temperatures could have dampened opportunities for public order offences, which fell 35% below the UK average. While direct links, the combination of geographic and seasonal factors likely contributes to Kempsey’s distinct crime profile.