For every 1,000 residents in Milton Keynes, 7.3 crimes were reported in December 2023, placing the local authority 1.4% above the UK average of 7.2 per 1,000. This rate translates to a daily risk of encountering roughly 72 crimes, though the distribution across crime types reveals distinct patterns. Violence and sexual offences dominated with 41.5% of all crimes, a rate of 3.1 per 1,000 — 18% higher than the UK average. Shoplifting followed closely at 9.2% of total crimes, with a rate of 0.7 per 1,000, 43% above the UK benchmark. These figures align with December’s seasonal context: heightened retail activity during the Christmas shopping peak, combined with extended dark evenings and a surge in social gatherings, likely contributing to higher incidents of both property and violent crime. The town’s mixed-use urban fabric — with a significant retail presence and a sprawling network of residential areas — creates environments where shoplifting and public order offences are more prevalent. Meanwhile, the relatively low rate of anti-social behaviour (5.5% of total crimes) contrasts with the UK average, suggesting community-focused initiatives may be mitigating such issues. This per-capita perspective highlights that while Milton Keynes’ crime rate is marginally above the UK average, the types of crime experienced are shaped by local dynamics, such as the concentration of commercial zones and the density of residential housing.