In December 2024, Woburn Sands, a built-up area within Milton Keynes, recorded a crime rate of 2.5 per 1,000 residents, placing it 64.8% below the UK average of 7.1 per 1,000. This figure translates to a per-capita risk that is exceptionally low, with one crime affecting roughly every 402 residents over the course of the month. The crime profile reveals a mix of violent and property-related incidents, with violence and sexual offences accounting for 46.7% of total crimes, followed by vehicle crime (20%) and other categories. Seasonal factors, such as the Christmas shopping peak and extended dark evenings, may partly explain the persistence of certain crimes, though the overall rate remains markedly below national benchmarks. The area’s character as a small, low-density urban settlement likely contributes to this trend, as larger cities typically see higher rates of theft and public order offences. For instance, the UK average for violence and sexual offences is 2.6 per 1,000, whereas Woburn Sands’ rate of 1.2 per 1,000 is 53% lower, consistent with the area’s quieter, more residential nature. Property crimes, while present, are also subdued, with vehicle crime slightly above the UK average (25%) but other theft, shoplifting, and burglary all significantly below national rates. This suggests that local factors—such as limited retail presence, fewer night-time activities, and the absence of major transport hubs—play a role in shaping the crime profile. The low crime density further aligns with the area’s identity as a commuter suburb within Milton Keynes, where crime tends to be less concentrated than in more densely populated urban centres.