Woburn Sands, a small built-up area within Milton Keynes, recorded a crime rate of 1.7 per 1,000 residents in July 2024, placing it 79.8% below the UK average of 8.4 per 1,000. This stark contrast underscores the area’s consistently low crime profile, which aligns with its character as a quiet residential community with limited commercial activity. Violence and sexual offences dominated the crime mix, accounting for 40% of the 10 total incidents reported.7 per 1,000 was 75% below the UK average. Other thefts (30% of total) and burglary (20%) followed, with both categories remaining significantly below national benchmarks. The seasonal context of July—a peak summer month with schools out, tourism at its height, and festivals in full swing—likely contributes to the mix of crimes observed. While the area’s retail presence may explain some shoplifting incidents, the overall low volume of property crimes suggests that local businesses and residents face minimal risk. The absence of major commercial hubs or nightlife venues further reinforces the area’s safety profile, though the slight increase in other thefts and burglary hints at situational factors that could be influenced by seasonal mobility patterns. This data illustrates a community where crime remains rare, with the majority of incidents falling into categories that are underrepresented compared to the UK average.