Southwell (Newark and Sherwood) recorded a crime rate of 3.8 per 1,000 residents in August 2023, placing it 53.1% below the UK average of 8.1 per 1,000. This stark divergence from national trends highlights the area’s comparatively low exposure to crime. The most common offences were anti-social behaviour (22.7% of total crimes), criminal damage and arson (18.2%), and other theft (13.6%). These patterns align with the area’s likely character as a semi-rural built-up area, where community cohesion and limited commercial density may temper crime opportunities. Seasonal context suggests August’s peak holiday season could have influenced crime dynamics: while empty homes typically heighten burglary risks, local data shows burglary rates at 0.2 per 1,000—41% below the UK average. This discrepancy may reflect seasonal variations in property occupancy or local policing efforts. Violent crimes, at 0.5 per 1,000, were 81% below the UK average, suggesting a low incidence of personal violence. The prominence of anti-social behaviour—37% below the UK average—could indicate a focus on nuisance crimes rather than more severe offences, linked to local social dynamics or reporting practices.