Southwell (Newark and Sherwood) recorded a crime rate of 3.6 per 1,000 residents in October 2023, placing it 55% below the UK average of 8.0 per 1,000. This stark contrast reflects a broader trend in the built-up area, where crime remains consistently lower than national benchmarks. The two most common crime types were anti-social behaviour (23.8% of total) and violence and sexual offences (23.8%), both of which fell significantly below UK averages. Anti-social behaviour, at 0.9 per 1,000, was 30% below the UK rate of 1.3, while violence and sexual offences (0.9 per 1,000) were 67% below the UK average of 2.7. The seasonal context of October—shorter days, the clocks going back, and Halloween—may have influenced patterns, with anti-social behaviour and violence typically rising during darker evenings. However, the data suggests a low baseline of violent crime in the area, possibly linked to its relatively small, close-knit community structure. Property crimes, though less frequent than violent ones, accounted for 42.9% of the total, with vehicle crime (0.7 per 1,000) being the most notable category. This rate was 35% above the UK average of 0.5 per 1,000, a discrepancy that may reflect local factors such as commuter traffic or parking density. The overall crime profile illustrates a balance between low violent crime and slightly elevated property-related incidents, shaped by the area’s geography and seasonal rhythms.