For a town of 29,734 residents, Cleethorpes recorded 335 crimes in January 2024 — a rate of 11.3 per 1,000 people, placing it 52.7% above the UK average of 7.4. This figure translates to roughly one reported crime for every 89 residents over the month. The most prevalent category was violence and sexual offences, accounting for 45.7% of all crimes, followed by public order (10.5%) and shoplifting (9.6%). These patterns align with January’s seasonal context: post-holiday periods often see reduced retail footfall, which typically curtails shoplifting, yet violence and public order offences remained elevated. The town’s built-up area within North East Lincolnshire may contribute to these trends, as urban centres often face higher concentrations of antisocial behaviour and interpersonal conflict. Despite shorter daylight hours, the data shows no significant decline in property-related crimes, suggesting factors beyond seasonal changes may be at play. The sharp divergence from the UK average underscores a need for localized analysis, though the exact drivers remain unclear without further demographic or socioeconomic context.