For every 1,000 residents in Cleethorpes, 11 crimes were reported in December 2025—a rate that translates to one in every 91 residents experiencing a crime over the course of the month. This figure is 57.1% higher than the UK average of 7.0 per 1,000, a disparity that raises questions about the unique challenges faced by this coastal town. The most prevalent crimes were violence and sexual offences (36.8% of all incidents), followed by criminal damage and arson (12.6%) and shoplifting (10.7%). These patterns align with Cleethorpes' character as a coastal resort town, where seasonal fluctuations in tourism and the associated pressures on local infrastructure may contribute to higher rates of property-related crimes. The Christmas shopping peak, combined with the extended darkness of December evenings, likely amplified opportunities for theft and anti-social behaviour, particularly in the town's retail and hospitality sectors. While the overall rate was slightly lower than November's 11.5 per 1,000, the persistent gap between Cleethorpes and the UK average suggests that systemic factors—such as the area's economic profile and the transient nature of its population—may play a role in sustaining elevated crime levels. The significant overperformance of violence and sexual offences compared to national rates may also reflect the impact of local social dynamics, including the potential influence of seasonal partying and the clustering of vulnerable populations in certain areas. These findings highlight the need for targeted strategies that address both the immediate pressures of the festive season and the underlying structural issues that contribute to long-term disparities in crime rates.