Humberston and New Waltham, a built-up area within North East Lincolnshire, maintained a crime rate of 2.8 per 1,000 residents in March 2025 — a figure 64.1% below the UK average of 7.8. This performance places the area firmly in the lower decile of national crime statistics, a pattern consistent with its small population and rural-adjacent character. The most prevalent crime category was violence and sexual offences, accounting for 32.8% of all incidents, followed by anti-social behaviour (18%) and burglary (13.1%). These figures suggest a mix of interpersonal conflict and property-related concerns, potentially influenced by the area’s limited commercial infrastructure and seasonal transitions. The springtime shift in March, with longer evenings and clocks moving forward, may have contributed to increased anti-social behaviour. Meanwhile, burglary’s 43% gap above the UK average (0.3 per 1,000) highlights a local challenge, linked to the area’s housing stock or transient population. In contrast, categories like shoplifting and bicycle theft remained well below national levels, reflecting the area’s low retail density and limited cycling infrastructure. The overall crime profile indicates a community where violent and disorderly incidents dominate, but with a strong track record of keeping property crime rates in check compared to the UK average.