Barton-upon-Humber’s November 2023 crime rate of 6.8 per 1,000 residents marked a significant 9.3% reduction compared to the UK average of 7.5 per 1,000. This performance, while modest, underscores the area’s relatively low crime profile despite its historical industrial character. Violence and sexual offences dominated the crime profile, accounting for 43.2% of total incidents — a figure that, though 12% above the UK average, may be influenced by the area’s proximity to major transport links and the social dynamics of a small built-up area. Anti-social behaviour, at 11.1% of total crimes, fell 24% below the UK average, a trend consistent with the community-oriented nature of Barton-upon-Humber, where local initiatives and strong social cohesion may deter such activity. The seasonal context of November, with its dark evenings and the approach of Christmas, likely played a role in shaping crime patterns, particularly in relation to public order offences and retail-related crimes. Public order offences (9.9% of total crimes) and shoplifting (9.9%) both exceeded UK averages by 32% and 27% respectively, reflecting the impact of Black Friday shopping and the influence of local events like Bonfire Night on public spaces. These figures suggest a combination of seasonal demand for retail activity and the availability of opportunities for crime in a small town setting, where the density of shops and public areas may amplify certain types of incidents.