In November 2023, Scunthorpe’s crime rate stood at 11.1 per 1,000 residents, placing it 48% above the UK average of 7.5. For a resident, this translates to roughly one reported crime for every 90 people over the course of the month. The most prevalent category was violence and sexual offences, accounting for 42.9% of all crimes reported. This dominance of violent crime contrasts with the UK average, where such offences make up only 2.6 per 1,000 residents. Seasonal factors likely contributed to this pattern, with November’s dark evenings and the timing of Black Friday shopping potentially increasing opportunities for conflict and theft. Shoplifting also emerged as a significant concern, contributing 10.1% of total crimes—100% above the UK average. The area’s industrial character and commuter patterns may explain the high volume of property crimes, which together with violent offences accounted for 73% of all incidents. While the UK average sees a more balanced mix of crime types, Scunthorpe’s data suggests a pronounced focus on interpersonal and retail-related offences. Bonfire Night’s proximity to the month’s end may have also influenced spikes in public order incidents, though these remained below the overall crime rate. The combination of seasonal pressures, local demographics, and economic factors appears to shape Scunthorpe’s crime profile in ways distinct from the national picture.