Portishead’s crime profile in March 2023 reveals a stark contrast to the UK average, with an overall rate of 4.8 per 1,000 residents—36.8% below the national figure of 7.6. This discrepancy is particularly pronounced in categories such as anti-social behaviour, which saw a 52% deficit compared to the UK, and vehicle crime, which was 58% below the national average. The area’s most prevalent crime type was violence and sexual offences, accounting for 41.3% of all reported incidents, though this rate remained 27% lower than the UK average for the same category. The seasonal shift into spring, with longer evenings and the clocks changing, may have influenced patterns, though the data suggests a consistent trend rather than a temporary fluctuation. The relatively low levels of property crime—particularly burglary and shoplifting—align with Portishead’s character as a coastal, commuter-oriented town with limited retail density and strong community policing. While the absence of major industrial or nightlife hubs may contribute to lower violent crime rates, the area’s proximity to Bristol and its role as a commuter hub could explain the higher proportion of anti-social behaviour reports. These factors collectively illustrate a low-crime area where local geography and demographics play a significant role in shaping the crime profile.