In July 2023, Measham's crime rate of 6.5 per 1,000 residents placed it 21.7% below the UK average, a position that reflects both the area's small population and its specific crime dynamics. With 35 total crimes reported, the most prevalent category was violence and sexual offences (14 incidents, 40.0% of total crimes), followed by anti-social behaviour (5 incidents) and criminal damage and arson (4 incidents). This pattern aligns with the seasonal context of July, a month marked by summer festivals, school holidays, and increased tourism, which may contribute to higher incidents of public disorder and interpersonal conflict. The relatively low rate of property crimes (10 incidents) contrasts with the UK average, suggesting that Measham's built-up area, while not immune to crime, experiences fewer thefts and burglaries than typical for its size. The 6.5 per 1,000 figure translates to one crime for every 154 residents over the course of the month, a statistic that, while seemingly low, must be contextualised within the area's unique characteristics. The absence of major retail hubs or densely populated housing estates may partly explain the lower property crime rates, though this remains a hypothesis requiring further data. Violence and sexual offences, while below the UK average, remain a significant concern, linked to the social dynamics of a small, close-knit community during peak summer activity. The interplay between local geography, population size, and seasonal events creates a crime profile that diverges from larger urban centres but shares similarities with other rural and semi-rural areas in the UK.