Bicycle theft in Oxford during May 2025 stood at 0.5 per 1,000 residents, a figure 525% above the UK average of 0.1 per 1,000. This stark outlier highlights a unique challenge in the university city, where cycling infrastructure and student populations likely interact with crime dynamics. The overall crime rate for the month was 9.2 per 1,000 residents, placing Oxford 13.6% above the UK average of 8.1 per 1,000. Violence and sexual offences (33.5% of total crimes) and shoplifting (12.4%) dominated the crime profile, with both categories exceeding UK averages by 10% and 64% respectively. Seasonal factors in May—longer evenings, increased outdoor socialising, and bank holidays—may partly explain the elevated rates of public order offences (9.6 per 1,000) and criminal damage and arson (7.6 per 1,000). The city’s high proportion of students and visitors could contribute to shoplifting spikes, while the compact, pedestrian-friendly layout of Oxford’s historic centre may amplify incidents of violence and disorder. However, anti-social behaviour (0.8 per 1,000) was 44% below the UK average, suggesting local policing or community initiatives may be effective in curbing such conduct. The data underscores the need for targeted strategies to address bicycle theft, which remains an acute issue in a city where cycling is both a necessity and a cultural norm.