For every 1,000 residents in Hilton (South Derbyshire), 3.3 crimes were reported in November 2023, placing the area 56.0% below the UK average of 7.5 per 1,000. This figure translates to one reported crime for roughly every 299 residents over the course of the month, a statistic that underscores the relatively low level of risk faced by local residents. The most common crimes were violence and sexual offences, which accounted for 42.9% of the total, followed by anti-social behaviour (32.1%) and other theft (14.3%). These patterns align with the seasonal rhythm of November, a time marked by extended evening darkness, Bonfire Night events, and the commercial rush of Black Friday shopping. While the overall crime rate remains well below the UK average, the prominence of violence-related offences—46% below the UK average for this category—suggests a need for targeted local initiatives. The relatively low levels of vehicle crime (80% below UK average) and criminal damage (66% below UK average) may reflect the area’s compact nature and limited industrial activity. As the year draws to a close, these statistics highlight a combination of seasonal factors, community dynamics, and the effectiveness of local policing efforts in maintaining public safety.