For a population of 5,853 residents, Long Sutton (South Holland) recorded 38 crimes in April 2023. This equates to a crime rate of 6.5 per 1,000 people, placing the area 13.3% below the UK average of 7.5 per 1,000. The data reveals a stark contrast in crime distribution, with violence and sexual offences dominating the landscape, accounting for 47.4% of all reported crimes. This category alone is 19% above the UK average, a figure that may partly reflect the area’s seasonal dynamics during the Easter period and increased outdoor activity in spring. Anti-social behaviour followed closely, contributing 23.7% of total crimes and 27% above the UK average. These patterns suggest a combination of local factors, such as the timing of school breaks and community events, which may drive temporary spikes in public disorder. In contrast, property-related crimes such as burglary and theft are significantly lower than national averages, with burglary at 0.3 per 1,000 (matching the UK rate) and other theft at 0.3 per 1,000 (46% below the UK average). This divergence highlights the area’s relatively low exposure to property crime, which may be linked to its semi-rural character and lower density of commercial or residential hubs that typically attract such offences. The seasonal context of April, marked by Easter and milder weather, likely contributes to the mix of crime types, with a noticeable focus on interpersonal incidents rather than property-focused crimes.