For every 1,000 residents in Diss during March 2023, 7.4 crimes were reported—a rate 2.6% below the UK average of 7.6 per 1,000. This per-capita perspective translates to roughly one crime for every 135 residents in the built-up area, a figure that provides context for everyday risk. The crime profile shows a distinct emphasis on violent and sexual offences, which accounted for 32 of the 73 total crimes (43.8% of the total). This category’s rate of 3.2 per 1,000 is 17% above the UK average, a disparity that may relate to seasonal factors as the transition to spring brings longer evenings and increased social activity. Other theft, at 1.1 per 1,000, is also significantly elevated (86% above the UK average), potentially linked to the area’s mix of small businesses and local retail hubs. Anti-social behaviour, however, was 42% below the UK average, suggesting community dynamics that may reduce disruptive incidents. The low burglary rate (0.1 per 1,000, 70% below UK average) aligns with Diss’ likely rural character, where fewer properties are concentrated in high-density areas. These patterns reflect a balance between the area’s small-scale nature and the seasonal influences of March, which may drive certain crime types more than others.