For every 1,000 residents in Poringland, 2.7 crimes were reported in April 2023 — a rate 64% below the UK average of 7.5 per 1,000. This low figure translates to a daily risk of approximately one crime per day for the 8,207 residents of this rural built-up area within South Norfolk. The crime profile shows a clear dominance of violent offences, with violence and sexual offences accounting for 50% of all incidents (11 cases). This is followed by criminal damage and arson (4 cases) and anti-social behaviour (3 cases), which together make up 68% of the total. The seasonal context of April — Easter holidays, spring weather, and increased outdoor activity — likely contributes to the prominence of violent crimes, which often occur in public spaces. While property crimes (6 cases) remain a concern, their share of the total (27%) is significantly lower than the UK average, where property crimes typically dominate. The low crime rate in Poringland, a sparsely populated area with limited commercial hubs, contrasts sharply with major urban centres. However, the rise in violent offences may reflect the transient nature of Easter visitors, who could contribute to spikes in alcohol-fuelled incidents. The overall picture suggests a community where crime is rare but not entirely absent, with patterns shaped by both local demographics and seasonal rhythms.