Violence and sexual offences dominated Poringland’s crime profile in November 2023, accounting for 46.2% of all reported crimes. This category, which includes assaults and sexual harassment, recorded 12 incidents—a rate of 1.5 per 1,000 residents, 42% below the UK average. The area’s overall crime rate of 3.2 per 1,000 residents places it 57.3% below the UK average of 7.5 per 1,000, a stark contrast that reflects Poringland’s character as a relatively low-crime built-up area within South Norfolk. Seasonal factors may have played a role in shaping these figures; the darkening evenings of November, coupled with the proximity of Bonfire Night and Black Friday, could have influenced patterns of public order offences and theft. While violence and sexual offences remain the most prevalent category, the breakdown shows a diversified mix of crimes, with public order (15.4%) and other theft (15.4%) also contributing significantly. Anti-social behaviour and criminal damage accounted for smaller but notable shares, with the latter’s rate of 0.2 per 1,000 being 66% below the UK average. This suggests that Poringland’s crime profile is shaped by a combination of its rural context and the characteristics of its built-up areas, where community engagement and local policing may contribute to lower rates of serious crime. The seasonal context of November—marked by shorter daylight hours and festive events—likely interacts with the area’s demographics and geography to create the observed patterns, though the exact mechanisms remain subject to further analysis.