Poringland’s crime profile in January 2024 reveals a stark contrast to national trends, with violent crimes dominating the local landscape despite an overall rate 77% below the UK average. The built-up area recorded 14 total crimes, with violence and sexual offences comprising 8 incidents (57.1% of all reports), significantly lower than the UK average of 2.6 per 1,000 (62% below). This anomaly highlights a unique dynamic in Poringland, where violent incidents—though the most common category—remain exceptionally rare compared to the rest of the UK. Property crimes, at 4 incidents, were even further below the UK average for this category (0.6 per 1,000), suggesting a combination of low population density and effective community policing in this rural-adjacent area. Seasonal factors likely play a role: January, a post-holiday period with reduced retail footfall and shorter days, may partly explain the lower property crime rates typically associated with outdoor activity. The breakdown also shows minimal criminal damage (2 incidents) and negligible public order offences (1 incident), consistent with the quiet, low-density character of a built-up area within South Norfolk. These figures illustrate a community where crime remains exceptionally low, though the concentration of violent offences—while still rare—demands attention to local factors that might contribute to such incidents.