Staines-upon-Thames recorded a crime rate of 9.1 per 1,000 residents in January 2026, placing it 33.8% above the UK average of 6.8. This rate reflects a mixed profile, with violent crimes dominating at 33.3% of all incidents, followed by shoplifting (14.5%) and anti-social behaviour (14.0%). The balance between property and violent crime is strikingly close, though violent crimes remain the most significant category by volume. This pattern may partly explain the elevated overall rate compared to the UK average, where violent crime contributes less to the national profile. The seasonal context of January—post-holiday, with shorter days and reduced retail footfall—typically suppresses outdoor crimes but appears to have had limited impact here. Shoplifting rates remain higher than the UK average (128% above), which could indicate persistent retail vulnerabilities despite the quieter shopping environment. Anti-social behaviour also exceeds the UK average by 40%, suggesting ongoing community tensions or unmet needs in the area. The data illustrates a combination of local demographics and seasonal rhythms, with the built-up character of Staines-upon-Thames likely influencing patterns of both violent and property crime.