Bidford-on-Avon’s crime profile in October 2023 reveals a striking anomaly: violence and sexual offences, the most common category, occurred at a rate of 1.6 per 1,000 residents — 41% below the UK average of 2.7 per 1,000. This figure, despite being the top category by volume (37.9% of total crimes), underscores the area’s unusually low levels of violent crime compared to national trends. The overall crime rate of 4.1 per 1,000, 48.8% below the UK average of 8.0, suggests a broader pattern of safety that extends beyond individual categories. Property crimes, which make up 37.9% of incidents, were also significantly below the UK average, with anti-social behaviour (53% below) and criminal damage (37% below) contributing to this trend. Seasonal factors may play a role: October’s darker evenings and Halloween could have influenced anti-social behaviour and public order offences. The balance between violent and property crimes is also noteworthy — with 11 incidents each, the area appears to have a roughly equal distribution, a rarity in many UK locations. This equilibrium may reflect Bidford-on-Avon’s character as a small, built-up area within Stratford-on-Avon, where community cohesion and limited nightlife could temper both types of crime. The low overall rate, combined with the absence of significant spikes in most categories, illustrates a place where crime remains a rare but not absent concern, shaped by both local conditions and seasonal rhythms.