Westward Ho!, a coastal resort town in Devon, recorded a crime rate of 1.9 per 1,000 residents in November 2023—74.7% below the UK average of 7.5. This stark contrast with national figures underscores the area's unique security profile, shaped by its small population, compact geography, and seasonal rhythms. The most common crime type was violence and sexual offences (3 cases, 30% of total), followed by criminal damage and arson (2 cases, 20%) and other theft (2 cases, 20%). These patterns align with the town's characteristics: violent incidents may be influenced by the local nightlife, while property crimes reflect the impact of seasonal events such as Bonfire Night and Black Friday. The low crime rate is consistent with coastal resorts, where transient populations and strong community policing often contribute to safer environments. However, the data also reveals seasonal volatility: November's shorter evenings and colder weather may have reduced opportunities for anti-social behaviour, while increased foot traffic during shopping events could explain the rise in other theft cases. The town's crime profile illustrates a balance between local factors—such as the presence of a small retail sector—and broader UK trends, with Westward Ho! maintaining a safety record that is markedly better than the national average.