For a population of 166,908, 655 crimes reported in March 2024 translate to 3.9 crimes per 1,000 residents—a rate 49.4% below the UK average of 7.7 per 1,000. This places Wealden among the safest areas in the country for this period. Violence and sexual offences dominated the crime profile, comprising 37.3% of all incidents, followed by anti-social behaviour at 16.8% and shoplifting at 7.9%. These figures align with patterns observed in mixed urban-rural areas where community policing and lower population density may contribute to reduced property crime. The seasonal transition to spring, with longer evenings and clocks moving forward, may have influenced crime patterns. While violence and sexual offences remain the largest category, their rate of 1.5 per 1,000 is 44% below the UK average, suggesting local factors such as community engagement or effective policing strategies may be at play. Anti-social behaviour, though lower than the UK average, may reflect the area’s character as a commuter hub with transient populations. The low rates of shoplifting and vehicle crime—51% and 57% below the UK average, respectively—could indicate successful retail security measures or lower foot traffic during the month. These trends illustrate a crime profile shaped by both geographic and seasonal dynamics, with Wealden’s overall safety reflecting a combination of demographic factors and local initiatives.