For a community of 11,400 residents, 10 reported crimes in May 2023 translate to just 0.9 incidents per 1,000 people, a figure 88.8% below the UK average of 8.0 per 1,000. This exceptionally low rate underscores Cold Ash's position as a built-up area within West Berkshire with minimal exposure to criminal activity. The crime profile in May was dominated by property crimes, with 6 incidents (60% of total) including burglary and other theft, while violent crimes accounted for 30% of the total. Seasonal factors likely played a role in the distribution of offences, as May's extended evenings and bank holidays may have encouraged more outdoor socialising, contributing to the 3 incidents of violence and sexual offences. These crimes, while representing a 100% increase from April, remain 89% below the UK average for this category. The overall crime rate's stark contrast to national averages may reflect Cold Ash's characteristics as a smaller, more tightly-knit built-up area with limited commercial or industrial activity, factors that typically correlate with lower crime rates. The absence of major transport links, shopping centres, or high-density housing common in larger urban centres likely contributes to this pattern, although the 100% increase in violent crimes suggests seasonal dynamics may temporarily influence local crime trends.