The crime profile of Witney in November 2023 reveals a distinct emphasis on violent and sexual offences, which accounted for 44.9% of all reported crimes, far outpacing property crimes (26.5%) and anti-social behaviour (12.9%). This skewed mix of crime types contrasts with many UK areas, where property crime typically dominates. The 5.5 crimes per 1,000 residents—26.7% below the UK average—suggests a relatively safe environment, though the high proportion of violent offences deserves closer attention. Seasonal factors likely played a role, as November’s dark evenings and events like Bonfire Night may have influenced patterns of violence and public order issues. Conversely, the low rate of property crimes (39 total) compared to the UK average may reflect Witney’s character as a town with a strong residential presence and fewer high-density retail zones. The drop in anti-social behaviour (42.4%) from October could indicate reduced public gatherings or the end of the academic term at nearby institutions. The presence of shoplifting (8.2% of total crimes) at a rate 9% below the UK average suggests local retail areas are not hotspots for theft, due to effective policing or community engagement in those sectors. This combination of factors paints a nuanced picture of a town where personal safety concerns outweigh property risks, though the violent-crime focus highlights the need for targeted interventions.