Cookham's crime rate in September 2023 stood at 2.0 per 1,000 residents, an exceptional 75% below the UK average of 8.0 per 1,000. This figure, the lowest recorded for the area in recent months, reflects a pattern of sustained low crime levels characteristic of the built-up area within Windsor and Maidenhead. The breakdown of incidents reveals that anti-social behaviour was the most prevalent category, accounting for 27.3% of total crimes (3 incidents), followed by violence and sexual offences (18.2%, 2 incidents) and burglary (18.2%, 2 incidents). These statistics are consistent with the area's profile as a predominantly residential community with limited commercial or nightlife activity, factors that typically correlate with reduced crime exposure. Seasonal context suggests that the start of the academic term and shorter evenings may have contributed to the overall decline in crime, though this remains a light hedging consideration. The area's performance in categories like shoplifting (64% below UK average) and public order offences (68% below) further illustrates its unique crime profile, contrasting with the 25% above UK average for burglary. This mixed picture may be partly explained by the density of housing in Cookham, which could increase vulnerability to property crime while simultaneously reducing opportunities for other types of incidents. The data also highlights the importance of contextualising crime rates within the area's specific characteristics, rather than relying on generalisations about urban or rural environments.