In January 2024, Cookham—a built-up area within Windsor and Maidenhead—reported 24 crimes, equating to a crime rate of 4.4 per 1,000 residents. This figure is 40.5% below the UK average of 7.4 per 1,000, placing the area among the safer communities in England and Wales. The most prevalent crime type was violence and sexual offences, which accounted for 37.5% of all incidents (9 cases), slightly below the UK average for this category. Other theft (16.7%) and burglary (12.5%) followed, with the latter two categories both exceeding the UK average by 23% and 67%, respectively. The seasonal context of January—a post-holiday period marked by shorter days and reduced retail footfall—may partly explain the lower overall crime rate compared to busier months, though the doubling of public order offences and the tripling of burglary cases suggest localized factors at play. As a commuter-oriented area with limited nightlife, Cookham’s crime profile reflects a balance between the relative safety of small-town living and the occasional spikes in property-related incidents, which could be linked to isolated opportunities rather than systemic issues.