March 2023 in Cleveleys revealed a crime profile shaped by a stark outlier: anti-social behaviour, which accounted for 34.8% of all reported incidents—140% above the UK average. This category, which includes disorderly conduct and public disturbances, was the most common crime type, far outpacing other categories. The overall crime rate of 7.2 per 1,000 residents placed Cleveleys 5.3% below the UK average, a statistic that contrasts with the local dominance of anti-social behaviour. This apparent paradox may be explained by the area’s character: a coastal town with a small population and a mix of residential and commercial zones. The transition to spring, with its longer evenings, likely contributed to increased anti-social behaviour, as more time in the evenings can lead to higher levels of public interaction and potential conflicts. Shoplifting also stood out, with 12 incidents reported—104% above the UK average. This may reflect the presence of local retail outlets or vulnerabilities in shop security, though further data would be needed to confirm. In contrast, violence and sexual offences were 34% below the UK average, a rate that could indicate effective policing or fewer high-risk environments. The crime mix in Cleveleys thus appears skewed toward anti-social behaviour and property-related incidents, with violent crime being relatively lower. This pattern may be influenced by the town’s size and geography, which could limit opportunities for more serious crimes. Seasonal factors, such as the shift to longer evenings, likely played a role in shaping the March crime picture, though the exact mechanisms remain speculative without additional context.