Bourton-on-the-Water’s crime rate in June 2023 stood at 4.2 per 1,000 residents, placing it 50.6% below the UK average of 8.5. For a population of 5,933, this translates to 25 total crimes—a figure that, while not negligible, aligns with the area’s status as a rural historic village with limited commercial or industrial activity. The breakdown of crimes revealed anti-social behaviour as the most common category, accounting for 32% of all reports, followed by violence and sexual offences (24%) and other theft (16%). These patterns are consistent with the area’s character: anti-social behaviour may partly reflect the transient nature of summer tourism, while low rates of violent crime align with the absence of densely populated urban centres or nightlife hubs. The seasonal context of June—marking the start of summer and the longest days—may contribute to increased foot traffic and temporary population shifts, which could explain the rise in anti-social behaviour and theft. However, the overall crime rate remains exceptionally low compared to the UK average, suggesting that the area’s rural isolation and small-scale community structures play a protective role in reducing criminal activity. This context helps frame the data as part of a broader rural trend rather than an isolated anomaly.